The Forbes 3 Under 3

Illustration by Joseph Thomson

At Forbes, we live for lists! Who could forget “The 400 Most Disgustingly Rich Americans,” “The 666 Top-Earning Dead Celebrities,” or “The Fictional 15,” where for some reason we calculated the net worth of the richest characters in fiction?

Our latest list, “The Forbes 3 Under 3,” continues this proud and strange tradition. When we’re asked, “Why so young?” all we can say is, “Why so rich?” Enjoy! And be on the lookout for our newest list, “The Forbes 10 Under 10 Pounds” next month!  Continue reading →

Four things I learned about America by running a Facebook ad campaign


Contrary to my slate of Medium articles criticizing Mark Zuckerberg’s choice of breakfast cereals, I have to admire the way he convinced everyone in America to give Facebook all sorts of personal details about themselves for free so that Facebook could create an incredibly targeted ad platform. Genius.

Last month, I decided to get in on the action and see how many downloads of my short story $30 could get me.  Continue reading →

To the parent standing next to me at the slide not paying attention

Illustration by Cullen Johnson

Hi, I’m Jon. Those are my kids over there. Your kids are here too? Yes, that’s what I thought. See, the thing is, my kids are trying to use the slide. You’ve heard of slides, right? Classic playground feature. There are lots of variations in the materials, angles, and colors, but they all have one thing in common: you are supposed to go down the slide, not up.  Continue reading →

When did Lyle Lanley start selling free Internet to India?


Mark Zuckerberg:
You know, a town with that needs Internet’s a little like the mule with the spinning wheel. No one knows how he got it and danged if he knows how to use it.

Heh-heh, mule.

Mark Zuckerberg:
The name’s Zuckerberg, Mark Zuckerberg. And I come before you good people tonight with an idea. Probably the greatest — Aw, it’s not for you. It’s more a Pakistan idea.  Continue reading →

Why Sheryl Sandberg’s plan to make Mark Zuckerberg look bad has backfired spectacularly

Even in cropped pictures from different events, the two don’t like each other

Mark Zuckerberg and Sheryl Sandberg’s relationship has always been depicted as the perfect corporate partnership. He provides the hacker cred and she provides the “adult supervision” to allow Zuck’s fantastical dreams of having everyone on Earth hooked into Facebook a la The Matrix in 20 years to succeed. Yet all is not well in Facebook paradise, as a number of recent articles attest.  Continue reading →