When did Lyle Lanley start selling free Internet to India?

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Mark Zuckerberg:
You know, a town with that needs Internet’s a little like the mule with the spinning wheel. No one knows how he got it and danged if he knows how to use it.

Homer:
Heh-heh, mule.

Mark Zuckerberg:
The name’s Zuckerberg, Mark Zuckerberg. And I come before you good people tonight with an idea. Probably the greatest — Aw, it’s not for you. It’s more a Pakistan idea.

Mayor Quimby:
Now, wait just a minute. We’re twice as smart as the people of Pakistan. Just tell us your idea and we’ll vote for it.

Mark Zuckerberg:
All right. I’ll tell you what I’ll do. I’ll show you my idea. I give you the India Free Basics Internet!

(everyone gasps)

I’ve sold Free Basics to Andorra, San Marino, and Liechtenstein, and, by gum, it put them on the map!

Well, sir, there’s nothin’ on earth like a genuine bona-fide connectified Internet! What’d I say?

Ned Flanders:
Internet!

Mark Zuckerberg:
What’s it called?

Patty and Selma:
Internet.

Mark Zuckerberg:
That’s right!

Internet!

All:
Internet…Internet…Internet…

Miss Hoover:
I hear those things have lots of porn.

Mark Zuckerberg:
Our filters clear out all that scorn.

Apu:
Is there a chance the price could bend?

Mark Zuckerberg:
Not on your life, my Hindu friend.

Barney Gumble:
What about us brain-dead slobs?

Mark Zuckerberg:
You’ll be given cushy jobs … filtering out horrific images that people post on Facebook.

Grampa Simpson:
Were you sent here by the devil?

Mark Zuckerberg:
No, good sir, I’m on the level.

Chief Wiggum:
The ring came off my pudding can.

Mark Zuckerberg:
You shouldn’t eat foods with high amounts of sugar, my good man.

I swear, it’s India’s only choice!
Throw up your hands and raise your voice!

All:
Internet…

Mark Zuckerberg:
What’s it called?

All:
Internet…

Mark Zuckerberg:
Once again!

All:
INTERNET!

Marge:
But we still don’t have access to websites other than Facebook!

Bart:
Sorry, Mom, the mob has spoken!

All:
Internet…
Internet!!!!!!!!!
INTERNET!!
INTERNET!!!!!

Homer:
Mono — D’oh!

Later…

Mark Zuckerberg:
So, then. ‘Inter’ means ‘between’ and ‘net’ means ‘net.’ And that concludes our extensive three-week course.

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